Open Again in Cyberspace
Remember the candy store? Remember getting an allowance of fifty cents and everytime you were bad the sister would punch a hole in a small card to deduct five cents? Well, the Village Store is open again here in cyberspace.* You can now shop again — virtually. You won't be able to buy candy, but you will be able to get things like school supplies like you once used at Mother Evangelista School.
You won't need your punch card any more, but you will need your credit card!

When adding items to your cart, you will be taken to on PayPal for completion of your order.

MAKE IT WORTH THE COST OF SHIPPING by ordering more while still paying the same shiping and handling. It costs $8.96 for S&H for orders up to $24.99. See chart below for S&H on higher cost orders.


Be prepaired to return to Mother Evangelista School! (Or any other adult school you now attend or school that your children or grandchildren attend.)

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Back-to-School Essentials
A $13.93 VALUE
Kit contains 10 St. Joseph's Village Pencils, 200 page wide ruled notebook with class schedule and tables of multiplication and measurement, 12" ruler, protractor 3 erasers, school glue, and 4 colorful pencil sharpeners.(Pencils are Reproductions)

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St. Joseph's Village Pencils
(Higher cost
due to imprinting)

These pencils are imprinted with the words "St. Joseph's Village" and will certainly make you feel like you are taking notes in Sr. Scholastica's class when you are making up your grocery list. Give them to your children or grandchildren and tell them about school back in your day. (Reproductions)

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Marble Composition Notebook
3 Pack $4.13
SAVE $1.63
200 page wide ruled notebook with class schedule and tables of multiplication and measurement. 9 3/4" x 7 1/2"

Pop Quiz: What is the atmospheric pressure at sea level expressed in lbs. per sq. inch? (Amswer found in the back of the notebook)

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3 Pack $1.50
SAVE $.60
Clean up those mistakes before the sister sees them.

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Portable Pencil Sharpener
4 for $.50
A colorful set of four small pencil sharpeners.

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These colorful protractors will come in handy for measuring the degrees of an angle. Remember doing that... and when did you have to since then?

Pop Quiz: How many degrees are there in a full circle? (Amswer below)

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12 Inch Wood Ruler
A real parochial school classic and an oldtime favorite of many nuns!

Large size shown
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White School Glue
Large $2.33
Small $1.17
Art class offered a welcome break from the three Rs and a time to be creative. (BTW, did they even have art at SJV?) This glue will be just as useful today around the home or office.

Proffits help maintain and develop this website for your continued enjoyment.

Answers to Pop Quiz:
There are 360 degrees in a full circle

*This is not the official store of the Sisters of St. Joseph of Peace or of any actual St. Joseph's Village. While merchandise is actually for sale through Optisonics Productions, its likeness to the former store at St. Joseph's Village is purely for nostalgia.

Ordering Information

This information applies only to purchases of products we stock and ship from our office in Clifton, NJ, USA. Affiliate programs found throughout this website are under the terms of the respective affiliate companies.

Payments go through PayPal, however you do not need a paypal account. Follow the instructions on the check out screen. We accept major credit cards. All personal information is transmitted through secure transmission ans servers at Your invoice and charge card billing will be from Optisonics Productions.

Send us the quantity, item number, and name of each product you are ordering. Add psotage and handling as per the chart below baised on the net total of your order. NJ Residents add 7% of net sales tax. Send your CERTIFIED check or money order to:
Optisonics Productions
311 South Parkway
Clifton, NJ 07014

To simplify shiping and handling charges, a fixed amount is charged AFTER checkout and credit card approval for each net purchase price range as follows:

Net Purchases00000S&H$000.01-$024.9900$08.95$025.00-$049.9900$10.95$050.00-$074.9900$13.95$ 75.00-$099.9900$16.95$100.00-$124.9900$19.95

Customers outside the United States will be notified of additional shipping and handling due before item is shipped.

Orders shiped to to NJ locations will be charged %7 Ssales tax.

Your complete satisfaction is our goal. You may return any item sold by and Optisonics Productions for a full credit or refund within 30 days of purchase. All returns are subject to a 25 percent restocking fee. Item(s) must be in new condition with original packaging. We'll also provide free return shipping if your return is the result of our error. In all other cases, a return postage fee will apply. These policies apply only to products that are shiped directly from our facilities. Products that are sold by third parties such as Cafepress and (affiliate programs) where we receive a commission on sales and do not handle the fufillment are covered by the respective companies policits.


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